Rap Guys' Girlfriends

Some things are only "appropriate" for rich, attractive, famous rappers to say in songs! For example, if a guy walked up to me saying, "Hey, you're a sexy b****. Not trying to be disrespectful or anything ;)". I would tell him that he was verbally and sexually harassing me, and if he didn't back it on up I'd call 911 on his goon self!

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However, if Akon said that to a girl he'd probably get a different response.

-Ashlyn :)

Rumors?

Alright, so as everyone knows many rumors are spread during one's high school career, but recently I've noticed a trend. A lot of rumors are spread because students talk about their own personal lives DURING school! If you don't want the school knowing about your "secrets", don't talk about it openly during class. You never know who's listening (including the teachers and staff), and you never know how people are interpreting it. People aren't going to "mind their own business" especially when someone is spilling juicy stuff in the middle of class! I know my ears would perk up if I heard something crazy during school! Point is, if you want to keep something a secret, don't talk about it!!

-Ashlyn

Stuck in my head

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Word to the freakin' wise

If you just happen to be asked on a date by someone who is a stranger, do yourself a favor and Google the heck out of them. You may just find out that the person you're going out with is a total creep, so Google, Facebook, or tweet creep them! Use technology for your benefit! You'll be happy you did because you may save yourself from going out with someone who is totally disrespectful. If you go to school with the person who asked you out, pay attention to how he/she is towards teachers. Generally, if someone is disrespectful to a teacher they won't have much respect for you either. 


In other news, my 13 year old brother tried to convince me that Shaggy from Scooby-Doo is a pot head because he always has the "munchies". I'm always hungry! Do I smoke the wacky? No sir I do not. Kids these days. 

Valentine's Day

For all you gung ho Valentiners; do you even know what Saint Valentine did? Well I do (and I'm going to tell ya)! Mister Valentine lived in Rome and was a minister. Well, the dear old Emperor of Rome was having trouble building an army, and he couldn't enlist married men. You can guess what came next; no more marriages allowed. Saint Valentine said, "phooey on you Emperor!" (more or less), and decided to marry people illegally. How sweet right?! Not exactly. Valentine got caught for his illegal marriages, thrown into jail, and beaten. Not long after, he sent a letter to a friend of his signing, "from your Valentine". Thus creating the lovey dovey phrase. Then he was beheaded.


Happy Valentines Day y'all!

-Ashlyn